“- Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbyekiss?
- Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
- Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.”
Carrie Fisher - Han Solo
Harrison Ford - Princess Leia

“I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby.”

Cheech Marin - Tito

“Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“Adios turd nuggets.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle