“- Gwen DeMarco: You've got to admit, they really do love him.
- Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.”

Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“Biggest story in history? What an ego.”

Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner

“You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckers got served!”

Omarion Grandberry - David

“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz

“If you don't mind, I think I'll take my pride for a walk.”
Charles Boyer - Michel Marnet