“- Steven's Father: All that stuff of this town having nothing for someone of your age... I thought you really catched how a young person sees life.
- Steven: Life? What d'you know about my life?”
David Lumsden - Steven's Father
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“People think that we're nothing but a generation of losers. Sitting on our butts, playing video games and watching MTV. That's not true!”
Sergio Di Zio - Steve Nisser

“When you know too much about a person, sometimes it's hard to think of them sexually, but when you know someone in a sexual way, it's hard to think of them as a person.”
Lorri Bagley - Judy

“- Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
- Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
- Dante Hicks: How many?
- Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
- Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- Betty: It's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
- Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
- Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.”
Madeline Kahn - Betty
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard