“- Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Gertie Trinke: Thank you, Daddy.
- Ollie Trinke: Anything for you. You know why? 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“- Jenny Lerner: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
- Jason Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.”
Téa Leoni - Jenny Lerner
Maximilian Schell - Jason Lerner

“- Nelson Hibbert: What kind of a man has a favorite daughter?
- Mr. Nagel: Now, moving along...
- Nelson Hibbert: And if you do have a favorite then you should label them! Favorite and not favorite!”
Dave Foley - Nelson Hibbert
Kenneth Welsh - Mr. Nagel

“You know... you're almost the only evidence that I exist.”

Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason