- Trey: You know, Sigmund Freud said "the best way to understand women is by listening to them".
- James: Did he say anything about understanding ten-year-olds?
Eshaya Draper - Trey
Martin Lawrence - James

“Trying to make these policemen understand something is harder than doing it yourself.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper

“This government of ours doesn't realise what sort of a world we're living in.”
David Horne - Evans, Foreign Editor

“If you know what's good for you, take those weapons home and burn them! And then think... think of this country and of the law that makes it what it is. Think of a world crying for this very law! And maybe you'll understand why you ought to guard it.”
Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- Dagwood Bumstead: Sometimes I think that horse understands everything I say.
- Blondie Bumstead: Then he's smarter than I am.”
Arthur Lake - Dagwood Bumstead
Penny Singleton - Blondie Bumstead