“I can't see it working for me. I never got the urge, you know? A lot of great-looking women in the world. I never met one made me wanna give up all the others.”

William Hurt - Richie Cusack

“- James Moon: So you're married too?
- Birkin: Sort of. She went off with another chap. Not for the first time. Can't say I blame her really. Her name is Vinny.
- James Moon: Yes, I thought it might be something like that. As for me, never really met the right woman. Luckily for her.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - James Moon
Colin Firth - Birkin

“- Sue: I also noticed that hippy freak you've adopted! I want to know is one evening with her worth five years of marriage?
- Dave: What are you talking about? Five years of what? What do you mean who?
- Sue: Dave, I want to sit down.
- Dave: Who's Dave? I'm Babbakazoo!”
Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.”
Sarah Holcomb - Clorette DePasto

I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One