“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Shrek: Now I need their blessing?
- Princess Fiona: If you want to be part of this family, yes.
- Shrek: Who said I want to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: You did? When you married me?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“Who invited these people? They must be from your side of the family.”

Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

- Princess Jasmine: There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say "I do".
- Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
- Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“- Gary Wallace: Where'd your parents go anyway?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
- Gary Wallace: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
- Wyatt Donnelly: He's studying to be a vet.
[he grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly