“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“- Mike Regan: Katie behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?”

James Craig - Mike Regan
Marsha Hunt - Katie Mallory

“I feel totally abandon in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity. I can't wait until all of that changes in the real world.”
Adam Busch - Geeky Guy

“You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were smart for a second.”
Daryl Mitchell - Tommy Webber

“Ingenious, Felton; only you could keep such a good brain under such a bad hat.”

David Thewlis - King Einon