“- Alex: A leprechaun? Let's inject a little reality in here, please.
- Ozzie: I saw him. I really did see him. He even tried to polish my shoes.
- Alex: Then where's his pot of gold?
- Ozzie: That's what he said he wants. He said he wanted his pot of gold!”

Robert Hy Gorman - Alex
Mark Holton - Ozzie

“I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sister who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.”
Brad William Henke - Andrew

“Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.”
Judd Apatow - Hollywood Producer

“I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.”
Sean Astin

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray