“- Beverly Franco: About the script... I see it as a love story between Hank and Frank.
- Buck O'Brien: You do?
- Beverly Franco: Yeah. Don't you? It's like a homoerotic misogynistic love story.
- Buck O'Brien: Oh. Well, it is what it is. I don't know. I mean, I wanted to write something like... like the kind of things me and my friend used to do.”
Lupe Ontiveros - Beverly Franco
Mike White - Buck O'Brien

“Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?”
Michael Bates - Chief Guard

“- Camille Wright: I don't know why I keep wishing that you'll grow out of this tomboy thing.
- Monica Wright: I won't. I'm a lesbian.”
Alfre Woodard - Camille Wright
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace