Have you seen these little freaks? What happened! With the black nail polish, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black hair, and Liquid Paper-white face. I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that "Halloween"?

Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall

“- Ella: Why don't you like music?
- Slannen: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the man.”

Anne Hathaway - Ella
Aidan McArdle - Slannen

“If he looks white it's 'cause his daddy's white. I don't know how he look, I can't see him like you can, and don't need to. I don't have the blessing of being able to separate people by lookin' at 'em any more.”
Irma P. Hall - Aunt T.

“- Ergo: Robbers.
- Prince Colwyn: They're men. We don't know yet whether they're robbers.
- Ergo: Faces that ugly could only belong to robbers. Don't worry, I'll turn them all into pigs.”

David Battley - Ergo
Ken Marshall - Colwyn

“It is endemic of our culture, that those of large stature are overlooked, except by vultures. With no regard for the depth of our feelings, the passion of our hearts, the beauty of our moments.”
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete