“- Dock Newton: You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.
- Jess Newton: Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Dock Newton
Ethan Hawke - Jess Newton

“- Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
- Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
- Inspector Gadget: Are you... Are you talking to me?
- Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman