“I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around, eventually.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold

“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki

“For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
- Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?”
Vince Green - Snookie
Kerry Washington - Chenille