“Brennan ain't no racist, he hates everybody, he's an equal opportunity hater.”
Luis Guzmán - Luis Valentin

“You know the way to sell hate? Affirmative action, immigration, crime, tax reform... He says, noone wants to be called a bigot anymore because Archie Bunker made that too uncool. So, the idea is under all these issues... everyday Americans can accept it. Support it. Until eventually, one day he gets somebody in the White House that embodies it.”

Ken Garito - Sergeant Trapp

“- Seth Ryan: Who do you hate Danny?
- Danny Vinyard: I hate anyone that is a white Protestant.
- Seth Ryan: Why?
- Danny Vinyard: There a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are alright I guess...”
Ethan Suplee - Seth Ryan
Edward Furlong - Danny Vinyard

“- Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
- Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
- Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food.”
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy - Norbit

“Bear in mind that I am not a racist. Fact is, I hate all people equally. And if it helps, I've slept with some of your people. You wanna be mad at someone, try J. Edgar Hoover. He was a racist. Or the Founding Fathers, all slave-owners.”

Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown