“- Jules: Don't you enjoy anything anymore... like girls?
- Kevin Dolenz: I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?”
Demi Moore - Jules
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

- Elizabeth Cotton: Candy, do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
- "Candy" Johnson: Opened, honey. I don't want to miss anything.
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson

“- Andy Hardy: The next ten years of my life are the best.
- Judge Hardy: The next ten years of anybody's life are the best.”
Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy
Lewis Stone - Judge Hardy

“- Ted Hanover: I like it here... with you and Linda.
- Jim Hardy: And we love having you. When are you leaving?”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover
Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy