“- Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay. I'm happy. We are happy.
- Marvin: Frank... Frank... You haven't killed anybody in months.
- Frank: That is not a bad thing, okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.”
Bruce Willis - Frank
John Malkovich - Marvin

“We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Butler: Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Really? You seem so young.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Hammett: I was sure I heard you retired.
- Doc Fallon: I heard you stopped drinkin'.
- Hammett: I guess we were both wrong.”
Frederic Forrest - Hammett
Elmer Kline - Doc Fallon

“You know, I used to be in the music business, but now I'm what you might call retired. It's a refined name for bum.”
Gene Kelly - Danny McGuire