“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
Herman Bing - The Ringmaster

“What if God just put us here for His own entertainment? That's all we are - just something for Him to have a bit of a laugh at?”
David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Sally Matthews: Where do the gods live?
- Selord: They live in every living thing.
- Sally Matthews: Why did they make people?
- Selord: They were bored. They needed people around to entertain them.”
Asha Menina - Sally Matthews
Joaquín Martínez - Selord

“Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment.”

Bob Larkin - Martin

“- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: My dear young lady, unlike you, I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque with my ass hanging out of a french cut bathing suit.
- Phillipa Lloyd: You're missing all the fun, aren't you?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: I suspect you're right.”
Peter O'Toole - Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes
Twiggy - Phillipa Lloyd