“Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.”
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“- Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
- Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

- Daphne: What's your name?
- Rocks: They call me "No".
- Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad.
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“- Wade: I'm in charge now. I could bury you and Roarke tonight. I could do anything I want with you.
- Gail Hartman: Then go ahead. Don't keep telling me how tough you are, Wade, just show me.”
Kevin Bacon - Wade
Meryl Streep - Gail Hartman

“A knight is sworn to valor, his heart knows only virtue, his blade defends the helpless, his might upholds the weak, his word speaks only truth, his wrath undoes the wicked.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen