“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“My favorite part of my body is my brain. I think no matter what my body looks like, I won't be satisfied unless I know how to use it.”
Michelle Rodriguez

“We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.”
Laurence Harvey

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”
George Jessel

“I wrote the script for Rocky in three days. I'm astounded by people who take eighteen years to write something. That's how long it took that guy to write Madame Bovary. And did that ever make the bestseller list?”
Sylvester Stallone