“- Frenchy Cabazon: I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Sailor!
- Frenchy Cabazon: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.”
Robert Muratore - Frenchy Cabazon
Edward Henwood - O.D. Loutzenheiser

“- Beth: Your sister would kill us if she knew we did it in her bed.
- Tim Strode: Hey, it was your idea.
- Beth: I am bad, aren't I?
- Tim Strode: Only when you wear crotchless panties and bark like a dog.”
Mariah O'Brien - Beth
Keith Bogart - Tim Strode

“It's only a matter of time... get in bed with the devil... sooner or later you have to fuck!”
Christian Clemenson - Pismo Boll

“Juanito always loved me more than you, homes. Tu te creeias muy chingón but you were always so much of a badass to love the little vato.”
Jesse Borrego - Cruz

“- Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
- Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante