“- Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
- Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I think I know what you've been going through, man, cos I've been through some heavy shit myself. If you feel alone, like nobody in the world cares and nobody in the fucking world gives a shit, then I'm here...”

Robert Musgrave - Bob Mapplethorpe

“- James T. Kirk: I'm scared, Spock... help me not to be... how do you choose not to feel?
- Spock: I do not know. Right now, I am failing.
- James T. Kirk: I wanted you to know why I couldn't let you die... why I went back for you...
- Spock: Because you are my friend.”
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk
Zachary Quinto - Spock

“Nootzie! Hey, remember that time Chuck and I ran back into that textile plant and dragged your limp body out? Even though Chuck's leg was broken like in three different places. Man, that was pretty freaking gay of Chuck, huh?”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“Renaldo! Man, I remember your first day on the job. Remember you were so scared you actually crapped yourself? And Chuck and I, we snuck you back in here, we cleaned you up so nobody'd find out. You begged us not tell anyone. And did we?”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine