“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“Everything ends eventually. So why sit around and wait for it to happen.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Aunt Susan

“They'll never make a movie about girls like us, and you know why? Because it would be so sad that they'd have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn or people would kill themselves.”
Jennifer Saunders - Natalie's Mom