“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
Bette Davis - Kit Marlowe

- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“I, myself, subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women... well, actually, that's about it.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake