“I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.”
Tracey Ullman - Nell Van Dort

“Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.”
Stanley Tucci - Nigel

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola