“- Esmeralda: He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!
- Joyce: Did you hear that? [chuckles] He's a perversion of nature. Why, isn't that exciting?”
O-Lan Jones - Esmeralda
Kathy Baker - Joyce

“- Doctor Martha Livingston: Who did this to you? Who?
- Sister Agnes: God! It was God... and now I'll burn in Hell because I hate him.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Doctor Martha Livingston
Meg Tilly - Sister Agnes

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Rusty's German Girl: Those bells haven't rung in years.
- Rusty Griswold: What do they mean?
- Rusty's German Girl: They're going to hang someone!”
Claudia Neidig - Rusty's German Girl
Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy