“From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn

“- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: We were quite well suited, as I recall.
- Lord Arthur Goring: You were poor, I was rich, it must have suited you very well. And then you met the Baron, who was even richer. And that suited you better.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“I know women who marry men they despise so they can drive a Mercedes and spend summers in the Hamptons.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“I'd marry a chimpanzee if he had money!”
Rose Byrne - Rose Mortmain