“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.”

Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate

“- Michael Ryan: What are you guys doing tonight?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Nothing much.
- Toni: Kappa Omega party.
- Michael Ryan: Oh, you mean the homo house?
- Deborah Anne Fimple: Well one will crack jokes about others when they are insecure with their own masculinity.”
C. Thomas Howell - Michael Ryan
Kelly Preston - Deborah Anne Fimple
Lori Loughlin - Toni

“Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Alice: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
- Charlotte: Well, its another incentive to get one.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte