“- Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
- Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander

“You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day I was glad I was here.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“You're an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers. Not accept blame and bow and say thank you, I'm a loser, I'll go away now.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“My dad always said that work was like a hat you put on your head. And even if you didn't have pants, you didn't have to walk down the streetashamed of your ass as long as you had a hat...”
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“My job is to express myself.”
Taika Waititi