“- Lucia Sciarra: If you don't leave now, we'll die together.
- James Bond: I can think of worse ways to go.
- Lucia Sciarra: Then you're obviously crazy, Mr...
- James Bond: Bond. James Bond.”
Monica Bellucci - Lucia
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!”

Paul Dano - Young Brian

“Sex makes people crazy.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“- Joe: Have you ever felt this at one with yourself, with your instincts, with nature? This masculine?
- Biaggio: I don't know. I don't really see myself as having a gender. Is that a problem?”
Nick Robinson - Joe
Moises Arias - Biaggio

“- Bill Smith: The first rule is: Never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you are. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on the top 10 of my weird list, lady.
- Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.”
Kris Kristofferson - Bill Smith
Cheryl Ladd - Louise Baltimore