“The Prince of Darkness is upon the land. Now in the Bible his name is Beezlebub, Lord of the Flies. Right now on Earth today his name is Bolshevist! Socialist! Communist! Union man! Lord of untruth, sower of evil seed, enemy of all that is good and pure and this creature walks among us.”
John Sayles - Hardshell Preacher

“- Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
- Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
- Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.”
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus

“- Max Devlin: You want me to corrupt the souls of little kids? See, I've never been much on kids... but that's not a nice thing.
- Barney Satin: Neither is Level 4.
- Max Devlin: Where do I sign?”

Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Must be the evil commies that made me lose my dignity in trying to expose her for the commie she is!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly