“I mean Led Zeppelin didn't writetunes that anybody liked. They left that to the BeeGees.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“It's still not finished yet. I'm hearing... more Aboriginal percussionists. And I want an army of digeridoos. Fifty thousand digeridoos!”

John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“The hills have gone gay.”

Abraham Benrubi - Dennis

“- David: You know how I know you're gay?
- Cal: How?
- David: You like Coldplay.”
Paul Rudd - David
Seth Rogen - Cal

“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley