“Well, hell, boys. I'd damn sight rather be hung by my friends than by a bunch o' damn strangers.”
Robert Urich - Jake Spoon

“- Assistant Mechanic: Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town.”
John Diehl - Assistant Mechanic
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Kiss me fat boy!”
Tim Curry - Pennywise

“- Turtle: Stay loose, Haole.
- Rick: What's a Haole?
- Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.
- Rick: I'm not a tourist.
- Turtle: Whatever, Barney.
- Rick: What's a Barney?
- Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?”
John Philbin - Turtle
Matt Adler - Rick

“- David Van Arkle: What kind of person marries someone they don't know?
- Muriel Heslop: You did.
- David Van Arkle: I want to win. All my life I've wanted to win.”
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop