“She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“He has a good heart, Sir. And... nice man-boobs.”
Kevin Sorbo - Captain

“- Oscar Madison: What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?
- Abe: I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Lou Cutell - Abe

“Look, my wallet, it can't buy me no stocks and bonds; but, my hands, are Cadillac de Villes. My body is a Rolls Royce Corniche.”
Robert Beltran - Juan

- Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
- James West: Pardon me?
- Artemus Gordon: What?
- James West: You said "ass".
- Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. I said "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air".
- James West: Let's just get some shut ass.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West