“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
- Columbus: Probably nobody.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“The Living Dead and the dying living are all the same. Cut from the same cloth. But disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas you're in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone while they're still alive.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“Stop killing the dead. They're mine. If you don't want the dead coming back to life, why don't you just kill the living? Shoot them in the head. Are you listening to me?”

“It's been nice knowing you boys, but this kickin' zombie ass just ain't my gig.”
Gloria Lynne Henry - Rocky

“I don't want to be one of those things. Walking around without a soul.”
Michelle Rodriguez - Rain