“This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to french girls so they can sleep with them.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise

“Option One: ask her out. Option Two: become her friend. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.”

Liam Neeson - Daniel

“Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?”

Gabriel Byrne - Kevin Scanlon

“- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre