“- Kyle: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
- Tom: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
- Kyle: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog!
[laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression]
- Kyle: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.”
David Moscow - Kyle
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“- Mildred: You're so much nicer than Jon's first wife.
- Audrey: You were married before?
- Jon: Um...
- Audrey: You were married before and you didn't tell me?
- Jon: Didn't I tell you? I thought I told you. I told somebody.”
Anne Jackson - Mildred Aldrich
Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Jack Ryan: I'm in the CIA.
- Cathy Muller: Thank God. I thought you were having an affair.”
Chris Pine - Jack Ryan
Keira Knightley - Kathy Muller

“- Helen Gandy: Can you keep a secret?
- J. Edgar Hoover: Yes. Of course. You have my word.
- Helen Gandy: I'm not interested in getting married. My work comes first.”

Naomi Watts - Helen Gandy
Leonardo DiCaprio - J. Edgar Hoover