“The last time I saw the Lord was in church of my wedding and look how that turned out.”
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“- Serge Muscat: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
- Josephine Muscat: Then He must be blind.”
Peter Stormare - Serge Muscat
Lena Olin - Josephine Muscat

“The whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.”

Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Vinny: I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought the man up there understood. I thought he would fuckin' understand...
- Richie: God has nothing to do with this, Vin!
- Vinny: Oh come on, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Adrien Brody - Richie

“God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!”

Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan