“- Lassparri: Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well, watermelons are out of season.”
Walter Woolf King - Lassparri
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.”
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson

“I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe.”
Simon Bossell - Stephen Dunne