“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“So many youngsters already gone forever. Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters back home must have a difficult time retaining any belief in the internal rightness of things.”
Tom Selleck - Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower

“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier

“You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He would had fun some time.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“Raise your hand if you're brother's a homo!”
Chris Marquette - Mike Brander