“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
John Candy - Barf

“- Lou the Beagle : You should've fought for me; for my family.
- Butch: Why? What good would it do?
- Lou the Beagle : What about man's best friend?”
Tobey Maguire - Lou the Beagle
Alec Baldwin - Butch

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!”
Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“Like all dogs, Skip was colorblind. He made friends easily with people of all races and origins. The town was segregated back then, but as we know, dogs are a whole lot smarter than people.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Narrator

“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”

Alec Baldwin - Butch