- Danny Patker: How do you know you're doing the right thing?
- Jimmy the Finn: People around you are happy. They say thank you and stuff. Just go with the flow... you know?".
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker
Peter Sarsgaard - Jimmy the Finn

“- Alexandra Cabot: What's the moral of the story here: freaks should date other freaks?
- Alexander Cabot: I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. Happiness is on the inside!”
Missi Pyle - Alexandra Cabot
Paulo Costanzo - Alexander Cabot

“- Radley: Who's that?
- Carla : Oh, that's just my friend Daniel, but I like to call him Danny.
- Radley: Yeah? Well Danny's kinda cute.
- Carla: Stop teasing dad!!!”
Tom Skerritt - Radley
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Jenny Myer: Hello, Lane. How was your day?
- Lane Myer: Beth broke up with me.
- Jane Myer: Oh, that's nice.”
Kim Darby - Jenny Myer
John Cusack - Lane Myer

“- Susan Johnson: Weren't we happy, Arthur?
- Arthur Bach: Of course. Then we met.”
Cynthia Sikes - Susan Johnson
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach