“All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“You know, I don't believe I want to live in a country where you stay open on Sunday to business. You shouldn't have to work on Sunday to support your family.”
Holmes Osborne - Mr. Patterson

“January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.”
Sir Michael Caine

“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.”
Jessica Biel - Tenley Parrish