“- Lindy: Can you believe it, the rumours are in New Zealand already!
- Cliff Murchison: A lie goes around the world while truth's still putting its boots on, sweetheart.”

Meryl Streep - Lindy
Brian James - Cliff Murchison

“I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”
Christoph Waltz - Col. Hans Landa

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Morgan: You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you don't look like much to me.
- Dalton: Opinions vary.”
Terry Funk - Morgan
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“Brundle vanished late last night in the company of co-worker Beth Logan. There has been some speculation that Beth Logan may be the victim of possible kidnapping. But, this is yet to be confirmed.”
Cecilia Warren - Anchorwoman