“I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.”
Christoph Waltz - Col. Hans Landa

“- Lindy: Can you believe it, the rumours are in New Zealand already!
- Cliff Murchison: A lie goes around the world while truth's still putting its boots on, sweetheart.”

Meryl Streep - Lindy
Brian James - Cliff Murchison

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“They say you're the world's only living heart donor. ”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“- Jill: Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
- Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!”

Amy Sedaris - Jill
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots