“You were expecting physical danger? What could it do, kill you? No, in hell there's real danger of losing your mind.”
Max von Sydow - The Tracker

“I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment, is to spend eternity on my own show!”
John Candy - Jack Gable

“- Trading Post Missionary: God damn your soul to the fires of Hell!
- William Blake: He already has.”
Alfred Molina - Trading Post Missionary
Johnny Depp - William Blake

“You know what it's like when you burn your hand, taking a cake out of the oven, or lighting one of them godless cigarettes? And it stings with a fearful pain, aye? And you run to clap a bit of butter on it to take the pain away, aye? Well, I'll tell ye, there'll be no butter in hell!”

Sir Ian McKellen - Amos Starkadder

- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor
Judy Greer - Heather Baylor