“I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Pete Conrad: Neil, I was sorry to hear about your daughter.
- Neil Armstrong: I'm sorry, is there a question?
- Pete Conrad: What I... What I mean is... Do you think it'll have an effect?
- Neil Armstrong: I think it would be unreasonable to assume that it wouldn't have some effect.”

Ethan Embry - Pete Conrad
Ryan Gosling - Neil Armstrong

“- Father Cavanaugh: Well, you've done a hell of a job kid, chasing down your dream.
- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Who cares what kind of job I did if it doesn't produce results? It doesn't mean anything.”
Robert Prosky - Father Cavanaugh
Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger

“Feminine weaknesses and fainting spells are the direct result of our confining young girls to the house, bent over their needlework, and restrictive corsets.”
Susan Sarandon - Mrs. March