“I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“They can prove that Hammond came to your house at your urgent invitation. I don't know what else they can prove, but if the jury comes to the conclusion that you didn't kill Hammond in self-defense...”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“You boys have had your fun. Now pay for it.”

Charles Judels - The Coachman

“Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Kane! I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes!”

Orson Welles - Kane

“- Brigid O'Shaughnessy: You know down deep in your heart and in spite of anything I've done I love you.
- Samuel Spade: I don't care who loves who! I won't play the sap for you. I won't walk in Thursby's - and I don't know how many other's - footsteps. You killed Miles and you're going over for it.”
Brigid O'Shaughnessy - Brigid O'Shaughnessy
Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade