“I guess there are such things as happy endings. If you just stand still long enough to let them happen.”
Stockard Channing - Dr. Beth Noonan

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sadending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sadending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert