“Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos!”
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“Each would have an epitaph. He died for his country because he didn't fucking listen!”

Gregory Hines - Colonel Jim McQuade

“You drive like old people make love.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Betty-Anne Pottie: There is some things you have to know if you're finally start going out.
- Moonie Pottie: That's okay.
- Betty-Anne Pottie: Listen to me. If a guy says it's his belt buckle poking you, it isn't. It's something else.”
Krista MacDonald - Betty-Anne Pottie
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“When you walk outside, watch your back.”
Robert De Niro - Turk