- Mary: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
- Ray: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal". Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.

Charlize Theron - Mary
Jason Bateman - Ray

You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? It's when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like "Hey, I'm glad you're gone".
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“- Ed Hocken: We heard about you and Jane.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.”

George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Eddie Alden: It's over. Why can't you just let it go?
- Jane Goodale: I can't.
- Eddie Alden: Why?
- Jane Goodale: Because I was happy.”
Hugh Jackman - Eddie Alden
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska