“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“I know women who crawl through shit for a fur coat.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. Listen, I'll get you some pantyhose.
- Maria Portokalos: No queen size. They make me look fat.”
Stavroula Logothettis - Athena
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“- Morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
- Robert Philip: Morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess.
She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away.”
Amanda Bynes - Viola