“Oh, I haven't been this drunk, you know, since Queen Victoria's coronation. I woke up on the banks of the Thames.”
Miranda Otto - Zelda Spellman

“It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“- Nellie Kelly: There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
- Michael Noonan: There's whiskey.”
Judy Garland - Nellie Kelly
Charles Winninger - Michael Noonan

“Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavey mist before my eyes.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan